Talking to yourself

So who'd you talk to today?

Not a soul. 'Cept for the Internet man.

What'd you talk to him about? He's hardly a barrel of laughs.

Asked him how much for the session. He said '5 baht'. End of conversation.

Fascinating exchange.

Oh, I went to Telewiz and had my phone fixed. Y'know the techie was using his left hand.

So?

So I said, 'You use your left hand?'

Very deft opener.

And he said, 'I use my left hand to repair phones and do stuff, but I use my right hand to write. They forced me to at school. Imagine that! I met an ambi today!

So why are you telling me about all these trivial non-events?

There's no one else on the balcony here, so I thought I'd have a chat with myself.

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