Happiness plant

Abel has finally bought a happiness tree. Eve wonders why it took him so long.

Eve: It looks the same.

Abel: Believe me. They're not the same. I made a mistake. The happiness plant has soft leaves.

Eve: And the - what do you call it?

Abel: The yucca. Its leaves are harder, spikier, see?

Eve: Well, you can throw out the yucca now you finally bought the right one.

Abel: Can't do that. I've had the yucca for 20 years. He's been through a lot.