Monday, October 22, 2007

What, me worry?

Larry interviews Alfred E… er ?
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Larry: Who was it that compared you to George?

Alfred: Hillary Clinton.

Larry: And did she apologize to George?

Alfred: She hasn’t so far.

Larry: And did she apologize to you?

Alfred: She did. She did.

Larry: Did she say why she did it?

Alfred: She was parodying his “What, me worry?” stand.

Larry: Not his looks?

Alfred: Well, that’s what all you media people picked up.

Larry: I’m sorry about that. Even Dick Cheney says you are much more handsome than George.

Alfred: The shootist?

Larry: Alfred, there are a lot of people who think you would do a better job as president than George. What answer would you give them?

Alfred: I can spell Bush, he can’t spell Neuman.

Larry: With me in the studio tonight was Alfred E. Neuman, whose election slogan is "How come we choose from just two people for President, and fifty for Miss America?" Good night and Good Luck.

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