Colliding stories

An animated attachment for Ernie and Bert arrives from a friend.

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Bert: He says, “Beware of the lupo, the wolf.”

Ernie: Play it.

Bert: I wonder if he made it himself. Maybe he’s going from filming Sunday mass to making animation videos.

Ernie: Here it comes. Three little pigs. Chased by a big bad wolf. They rush inside, bolt the door, he’s on the roof, they put a pot of boiling water in the fireplace, splash, they clap the lid on, boil it up and rush outside, take the lid off.

Bert: Uh oh. Some presents, a boot, a red hat. It was Santa Claus! They boiled Santa.

Ernie: And look how sad the waiting reindeer look.

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