Thursday, December 20, 2007

I'll be back

The Governor is going over the day's messages with his secretary before departing on a shoot.

Secretary: There was a message from you know who.
Governor: Hmm?
Secretary: It said, "We'll be in touch."
Governor: When?
Secretary: Didn't say.
Governor: Any contact?
Secretary: He left an 0800 number.
Governor: What! He thinks I'm too Scrooge to call his mobile? You know money doesn't make you happy. I have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.
Secretary: So what do you want to me to say?
Governor: Just the standard line. Tell him, "I'll be back."
Secretary: Soon?
Governor: In the new year.
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