Conversation at Pantip

Trev goes to pick up yet another computer he asked to have an antivirus program installed in, but...

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Trev: Could you install McAffee?

Woody: We tried. But your operating system doesn't allow it.

Trev: But the operating system is genuine.

Woody: That's the problem. By the way, do you know a company called Lemon?

Trev: You mean Lehman Brothers?

Woody: They say Bangkok Bank had bought a lot of their shares and now people can't get their money out.

Trev: You have a Bangkok Bank account?

Woody: Mm. And I just got a life insurance policy with AIG. 30,000 baht per year.

Trev: News doesn't look good. But sit tight a bit. See what effect the 85 billion infusion has. Pull out now and you could lose your shirt.

Woody: And pull out later and I could lose my pants!

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